An organization called ‘Society
Against Mooli’ (SAM) has indicated plans of attacking stalls selling mooli parathas across the
country. Mr Jaimin Tubar has identified himself as the ringleader of the
grassroots organization.
“I hate mooli and we will agitate to ban sale and consumption of mooli in any form. For too long we have suffered in silence while people around us stuffed themselves with mooli parathas. Mooli ki sabzi is even worse and an insult to my taste and nostrils.We will start with paratha stalls and target subzi mandis next.”
Mr Tubar said he grew up with an uncle who ate mooli ke parathe every day. “It was torture to be next to him because you would never know when he would release another of those noxious farts. Everyone talks about clean air globally. First we demand clean air in the room we are in.”
Swami Kusmitananda has declared his support for the movement. “It is clearly written in the scriptures :
‘Mulaka bhakshati naraya, paayashabde durvaata,
maruta pralubhyati parisara, bandhawaha pranashyati’
(Translation : People
eating mooli emit a stench so vile, they will not have any friends after a
while.)
There
are already voices within the organization asking to include turnips and
shalgam in the protests. In fact one radical member who asked to remain anonymous said
he would like to ban all vegetables except potatoes since he 'hates eating
ghass phoos'. Asked about his views on other bans in the country, Mr Tubar says
he supports all food bans. “In fact, 'SAM'
plans to unite with ‘Beef Haters Organizational Group' (BHOG) and create a
joint organization. Then we will truly be ”
“I hate mooli and we will agitate to ban sale and consumption of mooli in any form. For too long we have suffered in silence while people around us stuffed themselves with mooli parathas. Mooli ki sabzi is even worse and an insult to my taste and nostrils.We will start with paratha stalls and target subzi mandis next.”
Mr Tubar said he grew up with an uncle who ate mooli ke parathe every day. “It was torture to be next to him because you would never know when he would release another of those noxious farts. Everyone talks about clean air globally. First we demand clean air in the room we are in.”
Swami Kusmitananda has declared his support for the movement. “It is clearly written in the scriptures :
‘Mulaka bhakshati naraya, paayashabde durvaata,
maruta pralubhyati parisara, bandhawaha pranashyati’
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