Friday, August 05, 2011

Bacterminator

Manu is researching bacteria
Her summers been a mad rush,
She now stands solemn, with an empty petri dish,
"Say a few words, while I flush"

'Baco the king', the microscopic vulture,
the lord of millions in this bacterial culture,
"You cant" he thunders, "flush the drain"
"We will come back as a mutant strain..!"

Manu stops for a second and starts to think,
Do bacteria float or do they sink?
Her heart now fills with ominous dread,
would it be better to bury them instead?

"Haha!", says Baco
we will find you Missus,
Don’t think you had our company,
only for the thesis!

Manu boldly flushes and goes for a nap,
Baco sends his scouts to look for her tap,
Swish swish, they slither back up the drain,
with newfound powers as a mutant strain.

But manu is awake, with a crafty grin,
she tiptpoes to the the kitchen sink
Opens the tap, into a platter
Baco jumps out, into dough and batter!

She kneads him in, till he gets stuffy
and makes a pizza, nice and fluffy
She gets some beer, calls friends for a feast,
and thanks her stars Baco mutated into yeast!


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